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I need to make a sign of this to hang at my desk at work!

I love it!

Damn right!!!

I love it!

No, this smiley is priceless...

LOL

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What’s it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a...

damn, will she take me shopping?

good one

One of my friends always said "God isn't perfect, he can't create a baby with both a brain and a *****..."

I rear ended a car this morning on the way to work.... the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF! He looked up at me and said, "I'm NOT happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?" That's how the fight started.

I had to do it, all the way to the "poof"

The best:

So true!!! You do like to live dangerously, don't you? (it was good, though)

here's my $5

What's with men now-a-days? You hear a sex joke and think food?

here's a couple version of what happened: http://koti.mbnet.fi/~soldier/

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down .....by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging...

she'll have flabby boobs...

Something every man should learn... sounds like you did learn...

never heard it called that - but I like it

I love it!

I wonder if they make a calendar? :scratch:

You must know some of the same people I do...

I need a saying to bug my (GM loving) husband with...

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until , one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the...

How can you not like a team that has such fun off the field, drugs, DUIs, party boat cruises, etc...

Yeah, right you play outside and fans freeze their butts off instead of playing inside uh, I think we covered that mmm, well, uh, nevermind ...

There's a Packer fan driving from Green Bay to Minneapolis, and a Viking fan driving from Minneapolis to Green Bay. In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Packer manages to climb out...

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