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stick it on import in your neighborhood!!!

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One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Idaho were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, 'We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through.' So the...

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed Him a gun. 'We must know...

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt ! ' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The...

All I can say WoW!!!Having some fun in the mud!!

(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!) ESPECIALLY THE SCHOOL TEACHERS Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping One of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing...

Dude that was sweet!!!! Thank You!!! I'd love to do that!!! Is that up by you?

Send some of that this way will ya????

Dear Diary: Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in Michigan . It is so beautiful here. The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the seasons. This is truly God's Country. Oct. 14 - Michigan...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The father thought for a moment, then...

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for...

Dude, that is sick!!!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)...

Send it here, Detroit needs them!!!We got rats all over the city!!

LoL!! Funny one!!:)

Take a look anyone can look up your driver license now! http://www.license.shorturl.com/

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Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump... Trying to find something funny in the absurdity of it all ......................... The price of Gas versus Printer Ink All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how...

Right on !! :)

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Too cool!! :)

WOMEN'S *** SIZE STUDY. There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their *** is too fat... 10% of women think their *** is too skinny... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a...

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A Woman's Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath...

" Man's Perfect Day" 6:00 Alarm 6:15 ******** 6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45...

WoW!!

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