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sorry ladies i thought this was just too good...... MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and...

A Drunk man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol whereupon he asks the...

follow this along carefully as there is amoral to the story at the end..... The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the hog farmer. The hog farmer takes the 100 dollar...

SOME OLD...SOME NEW... ...AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED.... My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's when the fight started.... ............................................ My wife and I...

how is this?

judgeing by the pic i would assume he is a breast doctor or soon will be!

:pukel:# 10 was my favorite also. i would loved to have see that......i don't think i would have been able to stop laughing on that one! no wonder the guy didn't press charges.

not judged by me. they are all winners (losers) in their own right i guess....:-D

these are all true events that won themselve top ten honors in the 2008 darwin awards.....Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his...

amen to that! now that we have discovered this new element there might be a chance we can figure a way to change it to something more usefull that it is in its raw form. it is pretty much worthless now...

don't know if these actually work or not but it is intresting.... 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, Saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, Fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, Let set...

i would guess it would depend on what you have eaten! lol:toothy10:

i'm speachless........

who said all infomercials were bad?! only thing that could have made that better is if when they were describing the effects of it they showed pictures!

Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the...

Thoughts From a Wandering Mind :read2: these are quick little one liners that jab ya.. I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ~~~ I had amnesia once -- or twice. ~~~ I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ~~~ Protons have...

ok it has been awhile since i posted a joke so here it goes. i have always been a sucker for the hit and run kinda joke what can i say....here is enough yo mama's so fat jokes that you could build a stand up act around it! Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac Yo...

damn you are good!

how about this one......you are in a house. all 4 walls of the house face south. there is a window on one wall. outside you see a bear. what kind of bear is it?

man that made my head hurt :confused:

where is robert ripley when you need him? jeeze...that is creepy crazy

maybe not as funny as funny can be but it sadly refelects alot of us today...:-\" "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: * To lie...

a young kid gets his first job at a drugstore. he reports to work and the store manager greets him. he shows him around a bit and explains his duties. the manager then says " the first rule in retail is to help to get the extra ring". he says "suggestive sales will help you become sucessful in...

yeah i had a big collection of those things. i would have never guessed they would bring that kind of money. yeah the pc world we live in has all but killed anything fun. we can't even make fun of ourself anymore these days.....

god i haven't seen those magazines in years...... i remember them well. they remind me also of wacky packages. remember those? they were stickers of brand name items that were changed to read something totally different and funny. ex: "chuck wagon" dog food was changed to read "choke wagon" dog...

so what is the link belt sitting on? is that part of the dozer it front of it, or some other truck?

Top Twenty Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped .... 20) The cucumber has left the salad. 19) I can see the gun of Navarone. 18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17) You've got Windows on your laptop. 16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore...

ok i have to agree with you on this. jeeze are all the english clubs like this? what is with all the beat up guys? i hope they aren't fighting over these girls??#%!!!!

with this politically correct world we live in, :salute: here are a few new ways to say some one is stupid A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in artificial stupidity A few beers short of a six-pack Dumber...

i'm no dentist...