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Blame it on the vandals that took down the no u turn signs on that boat ramp.

Now that there was funny. Someone has waaaayy too much time on their hands.

You know if the government owns the companies which were paid for with public money, then the way I look at it, some dealer is holding my new car. I mean I have paid way more than the cost of the car in taxes so I must have pre-paid for it somewhere down the line. I should go pickup my car...

Now that was funny!

Not anymore. You got you one of them there motorized ve-hicles which just happens to have a barstool for a seat.

In Ohio you lose your license on the spot for OVI charges. You don't get it back until after you are aquited or after the suspension time which is a minimum 90 days for first offense. You can be charged for OVI on a bicycle or a lawn tractor. I think the term "vehicle" is used way too loosely...

The best one I ever heard was they could not list work history because they were in the federal witness protection program. I'd love to use that one someday.

I didn't see any note on the side effects of exposure to this new element. I believe they would include anxiety, depression, loss of sleep, loss of appetite, loss of money, anger, confusion, job loss, foreclosure, headache, nausea, sudden bowel movements, loss of bladder control and ulcers. If...

I remember in middle school the assistant principal, Mr Patton, did the paddling. In a three story school, you could hear it from one end to the other. Didn't happen real often, but when it did, the whole school heard it. I think I still need therapy for the pain and suffering of those poor...

LOL!! I found out the other day that my full size van window frame is so high at the drive thru I had to almost crawl out the window to reach that damn tube. That branch doesn't have a truck or van line so I guess the next time I'll either drive a shorter vehicle or go inside.

Maybe they should do that with pintos. Might keep the gas tanks safer being higher up in the air.

I'm sure that expidited the whole process. LOL! Sometimes you just have to express yourself to those in power.

So are there laws about talking on your gun while driving?8)

I don't have a problem with the viability of electric cars. I think more should be made. I just don't agree with a zero emissions statement.

What he fails to mention is all of the pollution created for all the parts he uses in the car. Also the electricity he recharges with comes from fossil fuels. So while he can claim that he himself doesn't pollute, all the manufacturers he uses I'm sure pollutes more than running a gas engine...

I solved that problem by holding up the largest pair of women's underware I could find and yelling across the store "Honey is this the size you wear?" She never took me with her again.