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Now that's funny

Funny.

Genius.

Stay safe trailbeast. At least you are okay.

Oh boy!!

Lmfao!!

Sorry for the confusion. It was all so clear in my head. That is exactly what I ment. That little mower had over a gallon of oil in it.

A guy I work with that thinks he is smarter than all of us tells me "come check out my new mower"( Home Depot delivered it, started it for him showed him how to use it and they left.) he had been running it all day. When i got there I noticed the oil light was on. He said it had been on ever...

Now that is funny!

Now that is funny. i read this to my wife. She did not think it was as funny as me. LOL

During a school lesson on careers the teacher asks little Jimmie what does your dad to for a career? Jimmie answers he is a police man, he helps people and arrested bad guys. The teacher asks little Susie the same question. Little Susie replied, my daddy is a fire fighter he helps people and he...

That's pretty good.

Well, now we know how to properly destroy a demon.

Fed ex always say they can't find my address. Last time I told them to give the package to any UPS truck they happen to see because they never have any trouble finding my house. In fact the UPS guy is always excited to see what he brought me for the dart.

I bet that was no fun for the driver.

lmao

A widely discussed story says that a group of teenagers in San Rafael, California,[4][5] calling themselves the Waldos,[6] because, "their chosen hang-out spot was a wall outside the school",[7] used the term in connection with a fall 1971 plan to search for an abandoned cannabis crop that they...

In the 60s the college kids would get back to the dorms from their last classes the usual time was 4:20 when they started smoking their weed. At least that is what I read.

Maybe you've seen the news of the oklahoma couple murdered in New Mexico while traveling with their camper trailer. Gary and Linda Haas. They were good friends of mine. They both were gun nuts. Linda was a tool maker. She once made a flare gun shoot 12 ga shells ( you only wanted to shoot that...

I almost pissed myself!! LOL

27. If one is a foot an two are feet why isn't a pair of boots beets?

26. Make a decision and stick with it...the worst you can be is wrong.

Some things.... never mind.

They should have worked you in. We have people show up at my hospital probably once every couple of months that are a day early. We always work them in. It's just good customer service.

Goat...the most consumed meat on the planet....

Two mouths on one woman? How would you ever get a word in?

My son graduates in May. All the years the school has been preparing him for college. He comes home today with a gift for graduation given to him by the school. I guess so he is really prepared for his freshmen year.