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I also have a pretty loud exhaust system with a big honking cam and it always cracks me up, somebody will be looking at me like they just stepped in dog s*** and as I look the other way I'll see two people staring at me with four thumbs up their eyes lit up like they just got a diamond ring for...

Cool!!

I was in charge of keeping the homeless out of the city of Eugene's Park lands for 4 years it's going to take more than that to surprise me! Hell that looks like a vintage airstream compared to some of the stuff.lol

Talking about the good old days, they just get better every time I talk about them.

Looks like a clever cocaine smuggling operation. :eek:

They deserve it! Screw the sword give me a 3 lb mall and it'll only take one swing LOL

Anyone yelling thrash Rock oh yeah you did say singers so I'm not sure this is applicable... You know screaming and sounding like they're trying to puke up a beer can as they shake their sweaty head around

Wow you guys really might want to get out more LOL

so what's the point that some jack woods stick breath from Hollywood or whatever can mock something that was written so many years ago because they don't have any real talent to provide anything really entertaining or substantial I don't know why anyone would find that surprising at all. The...

Handcuffed to the sway bar kinky!

They come in all styles, here's two of my good friends and myself. The amount of crap that they put up with and have to listen to would have my Taser wore out LOL

I guess they're glad it wasn't an arm drop event.

And it's a lot easier to throw them away that way LOL... Or maybe sell them on eBay as a kit .

Okay it's my turn, I don't usually go here but I think I have a pretty good perspective. I work in one of the more or most liberal cities in United States Eugene Oregon. 5 years ago it was still awesome, but now due to liberal government and control it is become a homeless mess along with...

How dare you voice your opinion on this subject you privileged white male.:rolleyes:

Usually it goes something like this... Are you f****** kidding me son of a b****:BangHead::BangHead::BangHead::BangHead:

I think it's an improvement, I rather have hot stripper riding around with me than David hasselhoff yikes! And doing some hot young woman for 4 or 5 hours at a time well that can't be all bad LOL.

To that I would have quickly replied I didn't tell you about the dream I had where you had on the studded dog collar and you really liked it ruff :lol:

Combined with a possible timing issue?

Roll over bacon let's cook the other side.

Those of us that are a little older know we've been cutting on a fat hog for quite a while. Sure there's been a few bumps and it hasn't been great for everyone no doubt. But this won't last forever there's going to be a different world for our grandchildren.

You just have to make her think that it was her idea and all the other women wish they could do it. but then again it could backfire and she'll rip out your heart wiper butt with it and then feed it to you, yeah I could see it going either way!

I really know better than to open this thread!

That bus is literally the s***:rolleyes:

I don't get it? So is she trying to get you horned up and then she shoots you.

I'm just glad it didn't go any further that would just be weird:eek:

Wow okay wow.

You guys are killing me..:rofl:. I got your f****** spear:elmer:

I love the joke and I get to jest. I am on my third marriage and just celebrated our 10th anniversary. Trust me I often think of the scenario described in the joke and have lived that life between marriages , and though my current relationship has been far from smooth sailing the whole time I...

At least that wasn't a lesson you learned out in the middle of the lake at about dusk :soapbox: happy boating!