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    WOW!!.what do you think?? Would you buy it?

    A bit of an abortion.............wait...........it has wheels. Must be a miscarrige.
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    dog farts

    Ditto!! :fart: :oops: :toothy10:
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    Opps!!

    :) Lol
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    Frank Feldman

    Perfect! LOL
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    Ode to the Dart

    Once you get the 360 in there, you can write the Ode to Joy. :)
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    Merry Christmas...

    Merry Christmas from Canada, DieWilde. I spent 4 Christmas holidays in Germany from 71 to 74, and I think I had a great time each year. :) Prost, and Prost Neujahr.
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    Hundreds gather to protest global warming

    Good one!! Love the facial expressions.
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    Oxymorons

    How do you "unthaw" something that's frozen?
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    New year's resolutions

    :-D Don't test Treva too much before you join her - it might backfire on you. :clock:
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    New year's resolutions

    Mike, my New Year's resolution hasn't changed for the past 40 years: "Never make a New Year's resolution." Works for me, and I never have to worry about breaking my resolutions. :)
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    The Chicken

    Maybe she just didn't want to dip it in the oil for you. :)
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    Female Compassion

    I'll have to remember that one. :)
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    The little white Newfie

    Bend over, I thinks I knows ya. :)
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    Beerz ........

    Hmmmmm, a lot of truth in those Leanna. :)
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    confucius say

    Confucius say: man who go likety split get hair lip.
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    how to save money on your Xmas lights this year

    Neighbour definitely has a great sense of humour and a quick wit. :)
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    Not better late than never

    Good one. Love procrastinating also. :)
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    What's in a Name?

    I'll have to remember that one. :)
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    What is ...

    If you cross a goat and an owl would you have a hootenanny?
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    ????proper fix???

    I doubt that would be much of a canyon carver. That tire is way too big. :)
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    Shop Tools

    A lot of truth in those lines. :) Good ones.
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    I think I'll buy a lotto ticket today

    Happy B-Day Stan. And definitely get yourself a few lotto tickets.
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    Second Opinion

    Ouch! :)
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    Stressed? Bash a Car.

    Happy Birthday Betty. Have a great day. :)
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    Best hot dog comercial

    Definitely a top dog. :)
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    Why Honda's Have V-Tec

    It's not broken down Mike. You can tell it just fired right up!! :toothy10:
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    Perfect Female/NOT FOR KiDS!!!

    Close, but I don't think she's perfect Mary. I can spot a couple of places, that with further investigation, would problably reveal hairline cracks. :)
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    Might I Recommend Some Wine?

    A robust, valiant bouquet I bet. :) Good find.
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    DA VINCI CODE-oldie

    Good one BD. :) Haven't seen that one before.
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