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Swear to God.....ya just can't make this stuff up!!!!! :rofl: MR. SPANK ( business opportunity ) - wanted - by owner - sale - craigslist MR.SPANK, Inventor William Wilson designed and built a unit to hopefully put some kind of control on today's crime especially youth crime. If we do not...

So much for my lunch break...... :mob: :lol:

.....looks like three hogs fightin in a gunny sack....

Things to check...... Throttle body Waste Gate Boost Gauge Blow-off Valve Condition of inter-cooler ....and......Down-pipe capacity :lol:

Your "Sweet Tea" just made my coffee curdle...... HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??????? :rofl:

NO LOWBALLER'S!!!!!!!! I knows whats I got....... :rofl:

Liquor in the front.......poker in the rear!!!!!

....yeah...just like I would on a moped..... :rofl:

Do you think I need a lock washer with this?

What aisle would I find this in??????

Maybe an internship for the local plumber's union....... :realcrazy:

:rofl:.......sheep tell lies!!!!!

I need to wear this T-shirt more often!

Back when shopping carts were made out of real steel.....

So that's what happens when you can't fold a "fitted" sheet!!!!

There.....I fixed the spelling for ya!!!!! :rofl:

Well....... Those damn sure ain't "Swifties" just getting out from a Taylor Swift concert.....

....doesn't look anything like a WalMart store..... :poke:

Farfanugen!!!!!!!

Green represents the salmonella........

........and still able to bury a bone without tearing up the back yard!!!!! :rofl:

The difference between sexual harrassment and flirting is.......whether she likes you.....or not..... :thumbsup:

With an *** like that.....her "biday" is a carwash.... :poke:

If I have to carry a compass just to find out which end is "north".....she's toooooo big for me!!!! :rofl:

They need to re-badge those Mustangs and start calling them Morgan Horses....

Thanks to PBR......I've been steadily losing weight for the past few months. :thumbsup: My appetite just goes away every time I click on one of his threads, and I can chalk up another day of skipping lunch!!!!!:lol: My doctor asked me the other day how I do it. Told him my method could not be...

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....along with all the pain and angst of passing kidney stones :lol:

FOUND IT!!!!!!!:thumbsup: