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Wax on, wax off.

The Spice Girls reunion had to be canceled since the 4th member cannot be located and rumors of her being devoured by one of the members have yet to be confirmed.

What kind of Jail house is this anyway? Not 1 can of hairspray anywhere!

And Ding Dong and the Ho Hos!

Should have posted this yesterday!

Love that ad, but I am sick and tired of Flo and the stupid Gecko! Their 15 minutes of fame is long gone.

This Victoria didn't fare well with age.

That's gonna take a lotta glue!

So far 1-8 are spot on! Man it Sucks to get old.

John, that was not politically correct! Just correct! I loved it after I finished groaning. GREAT!

Sam was great! I was fortunate enough to see him live. It was the best show ever and I think I wet myself about 6 times I laughed so hard. Another gone too soon.

And the coffee came spewing out of my nose!!!! Imagine if a bus was available.

Is that being graded on your curve(s)?

After that;

:glasses7::glasses7:

20 for 20...... I'm either really smart or really old......I'm going with old!

OK, imagine the Love Boat theme playing in the background and Obama says: I'll be glad to dump that ugly, buck-toothed Patrick Ewing looking ***** to go on Rosie O'donnell's "Big Gay Boat Ride!"

I thought so too. A good friend sent the pic to me in an e-mail and I had to post it.

I guess you caught me there!

I always thought if you taught the animals to use guns to shoot back it would be more sporting but who taught them how to drive?

OK I've always had a "thing" for Redheads and Asian Ladies....but in this case I have to go with Mary Ann.... unless Ginger drives a Mopar!

Mine was silver too!

1976 Dodge Colt. I bought one new in 76. This one has an aftermarket rear spoiler and some funky louvers on the fenders and a hood scoop. 74-76 look alike.

I got 100% 48 for 48 and yes I am old and proud of it!

My dog got up after 20 seconds walked half way across the room and looked back at me and went:puker:

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leaned towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a...

I've always had a "taste" for fish tacos but not much luck stretching them. :tongue3:

LOL, got me too! ;-)

Love it!!!! :toothy10::toothy10::toothy10::toothy10::toothy10: