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    Last Comic at FABO

    Hooke, Lyne and Sinker Fish Store "If you don't come for the tuna, come for the halibut.
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    Last Comic at FABO

    Call the law offices of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.
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    Classy Insults

    I know a woman who is rather tall. One night at a bar, a short man asked her if she wanted to dance. She stood up, looked down at the man and said "no thank you, I have a height requirement". Needless to say, the man did not get his dance.
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    I went to the dam to get some dam water.

    At this point, the dam dams have been blown up and the beavers are serving a 1 to 4 year sentence in the dam state prison.
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    The car of your dreams

    to do that, you would have to hate your "Richard".
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    whats in your garage ?

    1967 barracuda, motorcycle, go kart, and a lot of other junk including a dentist's chair. By theway, anybody want to buy a motorcycle?
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    Don't see this everyday.

    Sorry, I thought it was an M1A2.
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    Don't see this everyday.

    They are powered by an aircraft engine. Can fire on the move. Yes, it does 60 mph+. And weighs in at close to 60 tons. Has a 105MM main gun and 2 50 cal. machine guns. Don't know what it will do on the battlefield because it's closest match is one of our allies. Bill
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    Define "friend"

    A friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Boy did we f**k up.
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    How do these people survive?

    A top secret that the government has kept secret since 1969. When NASA first moon landing. The secret has come out. They found Alice Kramden dead on the moon. (bang - zoom) Bill
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    How do these people survive?

    Just showing my age. For the people that don't him. He was actor Jackie Gleason and he played Ralph Kramden on the TV series The Honeymooners. Ralph made that comment to his sidekick Norton who was played by Art Carney. Bill
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    How do these people survive?

    My wife works at Walmart and she hates it. She works in the pharmacy and the idiots she puts up with could not be believed. The managers are the worst. Like Ralph Kramden said "Be nice to the people you meet on your way up the ladder. Because you're going to meet the same people going...
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    How do these people survive?

    GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!! I went into a Turkey Hill Mini Market one time. This was, at the time, Turkey Hill were putting applications on their brown paper bags. I purchased a 1/2 lb of lunch meat, a loaf of bread, 2 cans of dog food and a gallon of milk. The clerk then asked the stupidest question...
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    That's When The Fight Started..........

    the other night, my wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station. That's when the fight started........ My wife was looking at herself, naked, in a full length mirror. She said, I feel old, fat and ugly. I need you to say something that will lift my...
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