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If i won, i might actually get something done on one of these 21 vehicles.

Still think its funnier if you have to infer that shes fuhken goofy. Requires a little intelligence. Then you can see the look on stupid people face when you have to explain it.

Mickey went to a lawyer to file for divorce. The lawyer asked him to explain the reasons. After mickey had, the puzzled lawyer asked do you mean shes mentally unstable? mickey responds No shes having intercourse with my best friend

and has to use 38 words when 2 will do . yet some how doesnt answer the question

But it was a urine test

The next step is hall sex . Whenever you pass in the hall she tells you to f**k yourself

I had just read something similar earlier today. A tombstone has a birth and a death seperated by a dash. That little dash represents your time on this earth. What does your dash represent?

This past saturday i got up a little early and waited for a friend to come by to drop a load of mulch for my wife. He wanted to do it early cause it was his daughters b-day. I spread the mulch as my wife left for TN to pick up our grandbaby. I messed around then washed my 69 barracuda so i...

I need to get the wife up to read #21... she doesnt believe me.

I'm really need to quit reading these at night. I keep waking up the wife.

I didnt mean to start any pissin contest but I guess its a sore spot. I have met good people from all over. You cant tell some arent from here except for their accent. (Yes i know how i talk but im from here) And i definitely agree on TAXES, NC is a money hungry state but its home. Again sorry...

my complaint is people moving in because of how much they love it here then start changing it to suit them. Before long its what they left in the first place. i dont watch nascar and could care less about what color you are as long as you work hard and mind your own business. thats how...

dont tempt me... actually if they would just keep quite it would be ok. But when you have to here how great it is up north and how you should do it here, you just want to tell them to go back

I read the entire post and understood every word with the exception of the question not answered...why do the yankees keep moving here?? (in case anyones wondering we have plenty no more required)

post pics ^^^

well if the exhaust didnt give it away look at the wheels