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While out on patrol on Easter Sunday Detective Schumacher observed a motorcycle that was out on a nice Easter drive. However the motorcycle appeared to be missing all of the normal safety equipment and was not equipped with a license plate. Detective Schumacher decided to get a closer look at...

....but my lungs are killing me from laughing....

Everytime I see this I can't help but laugh.

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You...

"Bathe In My Milk"

.........nudist colony. On his first day, he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets aroused. The woman notices his condition, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says, "Sir, did you call for me?" Eli replies...

Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing...

....well...

If you have ever used an electric fence or know someone who has one you should read this. The language used is a bit salty, but 'he tells it like it is' without cursing. If you don't laugh hysterically at this,....CHECK YOUR PULSE...this is funny....and true. This was sent by a retired...

....you will be in trouble...

A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents. Suddenly he announces, "Me and Janie next door are gonna get married!" "Oh?" says the mother, amused. "And how old is Janie?" "Six," replies the boy. "Well," says the father, "what are you going to do for money?" "I get 5...

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking...

Just checking to verify that you have the proper endorsements..,,

....need to practice this next time we go shooting....

Wonder where someone found one of my tests papers at?

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot. "No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed. So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having...

...he is a AZ DPS Officer. Doug has been assigned aggressive drivers detail. But every now and then he does drunk stops...got this text from him yesterday... "Next time you get stopped by the cops, don't tell them your tire ran out of gas. That's what my dui this morning told me. After I found...

....the buoy scene in one of the Weekend at Bernies movies...

....do I sleep well. Last night our low was below 0. Had both pellet stoves running. Was under the quilt that Ernie made me. About 2:15 one of our 4 dogs stuck their head under the quilt and stuck their nose in the middle of my back...Haven't jumped like that in a long time....

CL charlotte > for sale > cars & trucks - by owner post account x prohibited[?] Posted a day ago favorite this post Poon Slaying Mustang Racecar - $1 (Denton) hide this posting image 1 of 5 1989 Ford Mustang Lx fuel: gas title status: clean transmission: manual im not sure...

Kinda says it all. When we go to bed Ernie leaves her chanclas on the floor. Week or so ago Ernie woke up to the sound of a chewing dog..it was Shelby chewing on her chancla. (Sandler, for those who don't speak Spanish) Came in from working on the truck and found Shelby in the crate. She also...

Sadly I didn't get a picture...was pulling into Wally Worlds parking lot. A pan handler was there with his sign...right in front of him was a "we are hiring" sign....

So I was in Spokane today, driving north on Division....which is the busiest street.Lots of traffic lights. Bus stops damn near everywhere. Was sitting at a light near Franklin Park. Windows down...car rolls up next to me....guy yells out "Dude...what the hell is THAT?" He is pointing towards a...

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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed... As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night...