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DeWalt Nail Gun A must have in every home in America ! For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house! In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket. Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it...

> > HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK > > 1. Open a new file in your computer. > > 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. > > 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. > > 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. > > 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really...

New Medicare Program You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to...

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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. "Who...

Trying to get some Christmas money together.This will be shipped fresh from Austin , Texas 78748.I do not know if they will insure it.It is above freezing here so buyer beware. Merry Christmas First twenty dollars get it...

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WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin...

Two families moved from Pakistan to the USA. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more American would win. A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on...

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An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit. The officer took all the...

A visiting professor at Texas A&M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you...

An Aggie scientist is doing experiments on a frog, trying to find out the effects of cutting its legs off. The Aggie saws the first leg off and says, "Jump, frog, jump." The frog jumps five feet. The Aggie makes a note: With three legs, frog jumps five feet. The Aggie then saws off another leg...

There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for her to seek help. Finally, however, she was persuaded to consult her family doctor. After she...

A TRIP TO COSTCO Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Champ, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-outline when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do...

It is said that this is the most useful word..... HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's **** ... that's right , ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language. > > You can smoke ****, buy...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very > well waking up on that morning. > > I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, > 'Happy Birthday!', > and possibly have a small present for me. > > As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone >...

Makin’ bacon A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had determined to take them to the county fair and sell them. While at the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers...

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my plucking a$$!" Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad...

A Father & Daughter Discussion A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very Liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in Favor of higher taxes to...

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