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  1. Captainkirk

    Cat and dog diaries

    This one's been floating around a while, but worth repeating... A Dog's Diary. 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Milk bones! My...
  3. Captainkirk

    Talking Dog

    A man auditions for a late-night variety show...he shows up with his "talking dog". The host, while skeptical, asks for a demonstration. The man says" What's the texture of sandpaper?" The dog says "Ruff". Man says, "What's on top of your doghouse?" Dog says, "Roof". Man says "Who's the...
  4. Captainkirk

    Out for a walk

    Two guys walk into a bar..... The third one ducks.
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