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YEARLY EXAM I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot...

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya...

1. Never weld in a boot that has a hole in the top of it. 2. Never lodge your foot in a place where it cannot be easily extracted whilst on fire. 3. I can do a very good Yosemite Sam impression. 4. If, while doing a Yosemite Sam impression with a flaming boot that is lodged between a...

The Tenderness of Motherhood On the riverbank... In the Arctic... In Africa... In India... In the Ocean... Somewhere near Wal-Mart...

> In each of the following photos, > try to guess which member of the couple > is a gal and which is a guy. > There are 6 pairs. > Look closely, then pick left or right to identify the guy. > (Answers are at the end. Don't cheat!) ? ? ? ? ? > A N S W E R S > > > >...

A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see any one He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on...