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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x6VhNCKw5Q

On a tour of the facilities, the new CEO noticed a guy leaning against the wall. The room was full of workers and the CEO wanted to let them know that he meant business! So the new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little...

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army...

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl looked at him, and then said, 'ABSOLUTELY NOT...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around...

Read to the end . . . a new twist 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce . 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to...

DOG's DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm -...

These classifieds actually ran in newspapers - FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able...

A little girl asked her father, "How did the human race come about?" The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made." Two days later she asks her mother the same question. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed...

A Professor was giving a lecture ... A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not his most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. Pointing to a young woman in the front row...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session ... A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your...

Groaners 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A...

http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/top-gear-doet-ouderwetse-autotest-249

95% of Americans drive an auto. Only 5% drive stick. Who knows it this is correct but I bet it could be seeing how many autos are out there. I heard that 95% of brits drive stick and only 5% drive autos Makes sense, last time I was over there we had to pay a lot extra if we wanted a...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerJdS2VJhA my fave stand up routine! Bob Nelson is Hilarious!

sorry double post!

This has got to be one of my favorite tv adds. Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CTaKBjd1ww