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5 year old Johnny become lost so he went up to a police office and said I've lost my dad! The policeman knelt down and said now son, What's he like? Little Johnny replied, Beer and Women!

Four engineers get in a car and it will not start. The mechanical engineer says: it's a broken starter. The electrical engineer says: Dead battery The chemical engineer says: impurities in the gasoline The IT engineer says: Hey guys, I have an idea. How about we get all get out of the...

I was having breakfast with my Daughter who is 10 this morning. She is very smart and we usually talk about things. I ask her if she knew what President's day was about. I thought she would mention Obama, Bush, ect. Instead, she said. President's Day is when the President steps out of the White...

A few years ago I was driving a 18 wheeller down high way 4 in Florida when a blue BMW convertable come flying past. When he gets beside me he grabs his forehead and drops back. Again here he comes. The same thing, he gets beside my truck, grabs his head and drops back. Ok, I'm watching this guy...