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There is a factory in Essex which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Shelley is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's...

osama had another bit of bad luck today,he arrived at the heavenly gates where he got promptly ko , d by the new doorman henry cooper!

elton john is releasing a new tribute song following the death of osama bin laden..........its called sandles in the bin :cheers:

the irish sas joined forces today in the us mission, earlier they stormed walmart after hearing summer bed linen was on the 3rd floor.......

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on...

80 yr old guy wanders into jewelers with a stunning 25 yr old blond looking at rings.......the old man requests "a very special ring" for his new love,the storekeeper suggests this $10,000 ring to which he replies,NO, i said i want a very special ring before they decide on a truly one off...

go on you tube, type in tourettes karaoke............... maybe its just me:bootysha::bootysha:

:bootysha:scientists have discovered the fossil of a 2000 year old jawbone which they now believe to be that of a woman cos its still moving!!!:cheers:

> > THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. > > > > > > The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. > > > > > > When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >...

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