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A TRULY GREAT EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman...naturally, she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm...

There was a guy and his wife out cooking on the BBQ. She was cooking and he was sitting back in the lawn chair. He looks over at the wife and say "honey you *** is as big as the BBQ" She doesn't say anything she just keeps cooking. Then he gets up and pull out the tape measure and say "Damn...

A convict broke out of jail where he was for 15 years. He broke into a house to get some money and guns. He found a couple in the bed. He tied the husband to a chair. and when he was tieing the wife to the bed he leaned over and kissed her. After that he got up and went to the bathroom. The...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping > channels. Sheasked, 'What's on TV?'I said, > 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------ > --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- My wife > was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming > anniversary.She said, 'I...