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This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more catholic churches than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos, the...

Hey guys, lets see what we can get going for funny crap..... Nice Friday night nothing better to do....I'll begin with: Yep thats a overloaded Diaper! So what ya all got to post up for funny crap?

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946 , the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked...

Ya' gotta love this guy!!!!! Meet Walter Barnes - All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man! Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister...

Pap was eating breakfast with his 10-year-old Granddaughter and he asked her, What day is tomorrow?" . Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!" . She's smart, so he asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" . He was waiting for something about...

Have a look guys! www.chevymonkey.com "Fireturd" that about sums it up for me......... I just don't get the Chebby guys.....those cars with HUGE wheels that makes the what is to be a sports car, looked "raised" I thought speed, performance, and all that goes with it, you lower for...

The Texas Midget A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the...

WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe...

Now: A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight--can't read that top line! F is for fissures and water retention G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention. H is high blood pressure--I'd prefer low; I for...