10 reasons cars are better than men

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Ummmm, no sir, it is not. Not at all.
If you are a Christian and you so say you are... then the question is explicit and simple bluntly put forth as straight as an arrow, as they say.

Roman Catholic, Pentecostal, Lutheran, etc....

My first thot was, ''but u cant have sex w/ ur car ,'' to the o p'' , but I really didnt want to say it , for fear of --------------------
 
My first thot was, ''but u cant have sex w/ ur car ,'' to the o p'' , but I really didnt want to say it , for fear of --------------------

But she started it !!----------LOL
Sorry RANI, just foolin.
 
Solomon was the man among all men, blessed by God in every way possible, until he let his passions get the better of him. He was, afterall, just a man.
From his union with Bathsheba, would eventually spring, Jesus.
that was actually King David with Bathsheba, not Solomon.
 
Top 30 Reasons Cars Are Better Than Women.

1. You can look at pictures of nice cars all you want to and not feel like a pervert.

2. You can lust after another car and your current car won't care.

3. You can hang any kind of car picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble.

4. Women can't go 200 miles per hour.

5. A woman can't carry four of your friends on a road trip.

6. You can replace your car any time you want and not feel bad.

7. A car doesn't have girlfriend cars that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her.

8. You can't install sub-woofers in a woman.

9. You can rub and wax a car in your driveway and not get arrested.

10.Car's don't care if you leave them in the garage overnight.

11.Cars don't care if you go on a trip for three weeks and don't call them.

12.If you are nice enough, your friends will almost always let you borrow their car.

13.You can get together with friends and compare cars and not sound like pigs.

14.Car's don't get mad at you for no reason every 28 days.

15.You can have two cars at once and they won't be jealous of each other.

16.Cars don't have relatives that you have to be nice to.

17.You can always test drive a car before making a commitment.

18.Car's come with an owners manual.

19.Your car does not care if you get fat and walk around with no shirt on.

20.You have 100% complete control over the direction of that car at all times.

21.You can stare at nice cars in a parking lot and your car won't care.

22.You can't put a bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-S*IT!" on a woman.

23.Car's could not care less about commitment.

24.You don't mind too much if your friends always want a ride in your car.

25.If your car is being repaired, you can usually get a loaner car.

26.If you are 21, you can legally rent a car. 'Nuff said..

27.You can complain about how ratty your car looks and people think it's funny.

28.You can sell your car to a complete stranger and nobody will get mad at you.

29.A woman does not have keyless entry or remote ignition.

30.and finally.. There are 50 year old cars that still look good.

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I only had time for 30...
I gotta get started on my "honey do" list
#4 They can't go 200 MPH but they can go to 200 lbs in a short amount of time though.
 
I think they all can.
Different note. I have asked this before with out a single comment. If you remember a couple years ago. There was a big todo about Hindu women and face coverings something to do with identity. Now that everyone does this with a “pandemic “ mask and sunglasses ( because the sun bothers my eyes) the todo is swept under rug. Hypocrites all of us every person on planet. Myself included. Why are we like that? When it fits my needs it’s ok but until that time it’s crap and I can’t have, get, or use whatever it is.
 
Different note. I have asked this before with out a single comment. If you remember a couple years ago. There was a big todo about Hindu women and face coverings something to do with identity. Now that everyone does this with a “pandemic “ mask and sunglasses ( because the sun bothers my eyes) the todo is swept under rug. Hypocrites all of us every person on planet. Myself included. Why are we like that? When it fits my needs it’s ok but until that time it’s crap and I can’t have, get, or use whatever it is.
Sorry should read Muslim women
 
There is a difference between religious beliefs and public sanitation
I realize that BUT to be craped on because of your religious beliefs only to have the whole country do an about face because it fits their needs is hypocritical. No matter which way u look at it
 
So this is now a religion thread.... :rolleyes:

How do you feel about the rectum as a whole????
 
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