A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.

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  1. Joeychgo

    Joeychgo FABO Administrator Staff Member

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    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
    hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the
    woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just
    fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
    weight lifter.
    5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
    "Not if I'm gonna have to tell it five times"
     
  2. mikesduster

    mikesduster Well-Known Member

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    now THATS funny!!!!!...my wife said its JUST WRONG!!!
     
  3. Guitar Jones

    Guitar Jones aka Angry Johnny

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    lol
     
  4. Joeychgo

    Joeychgo FABO Administrator Staff Member

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    Ummmmm is she blonde?
     
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    :sign5:
     
  6. THEWHITEZOMBIE

    THEWHITEZOMBIE Mopars an Heavy Metal

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    Hahaha
     
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    AdamR Big Member

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    Lol
     
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    six pack Well-Known Member

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    Good one!
     
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