Attraction: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
Easy: A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a male.
Friend: A person in your acquaintance who has some minor flaw that makes sleeping with them totally unappealing.
Indifference: A woman's feeling toward a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".
Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman that let's him do all the talking.
Irritating habit: When the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
Love at first
sight: What happens when two extremely horny but not entirely choosy people meet.
And a few code words from women seeking men ads.
Adventurous: Has had more partners than you ever will.
Athletic: Flat chested.
Average looking: Ugly
Beautiful: Pathological liar.
Commitment minded: Pick out curtains now!
Communication important: Just try to get a word in edgewise.
Contagious smile: Bring your antibiotics.
Emotionally secure: Medicated.
Employed: Has a part time job stuffing envelopes at home.
Enjoys art and opera: Snob.
Forty-ish: 48
Artist: Unreliable.
Free spirit: Substance abuser.
Gentle Sedated.
Good listener: Borderline autistic.
Loves to travel: If your paying.
New age: All body hair all the time.
Old fashioned: Lights out missionary position only.
Poet: Depressive schizophrenic.
Professional: *****.
Spiritual: Involved in a cult.
Stable: Boring as hell.
Young at heart: Wrinkled and toothless.
Writer: Pompous.
Romantic: Looks better from the light of a 40 watt bulb.
Open-minded: Desperate.
Tall, thin: Anorexic.
Light drinker: Souse.
Easy: A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a male.
Friend: A person in your acquaintance who has some minor flaw that makes sleeping with them totally unappealing.
Indifference: A woman's feeling toward a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".
Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman that let's him do all the talking.
Irritating habit: When the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
Love at first
sight: What happens when two extremely horny but not entirely choosy people meet.
And a few code words from women seeking men ads.
Adventurous: Has had more partners than you ever will.
Athletic: Flat chested.
Average looking: Ugly
Beautiful: Pathological liar.
Commitment minded: Pick out curtains now!
Communication important: Just try to get a word in edgewise.
Contagious smile: Bring your antibiotics.
Emotionally secure: Medicated.
Employed: Has a part time job stuffing envelopes at home.
Enjoys art and opera: Snob.
Forty-ish: 48
Artist: Unreliable.
Free spirit: Substance abuser.
Gentle Sedated.
Good listener: Borderline autistic.
Loves to travel: If your paying.
New age: All body hair all the time.
Old fashioned: Lights out missionary position only.
Poet: Depressive schizophrenic.
Professional: *****.
Spiritual: Involved in a cult.
Stable: Boring as hell.
Young at heart: Wrinkled and toothless.
Writer: Pompous.
Romantic: Looks better from the light of a 40 watt bulb.
Open-minded: Desperate.
Tall, thin: Anorexic.
Light drinker: Souse.
