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A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up,
dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog
shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the
wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog
out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the
taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."A few
minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed and I
had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled
her *** downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not **** in
the vegetable garden again either!"
The silence in the cab was deafening.
dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog
shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the
wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog
out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the
taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."A few
minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed and I
had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled
her *** downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not **** in
the vegetable garden again either!"
The silence in the cab was deafening.
