One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. 'I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest ***** in the Yukon!' he said to the bartender.
'We got her!' replied the barkeep. 'She's upstairs in the second room on the right.'
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the ***** and two beers. He grabbed the beer bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, 'I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest ***** in the Yukon!'
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, 'You found her!'
Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. 'How did you know I want to do it in that position?' asked the miner.
'I didn't,' replied the *****, 'but I thought you might like to open those beers before we get started.' :wav:
'We got her!' replied the barkeep. 'She's upstairs in the second room on the right.'
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the ***** and two beers. He grabbed the beer bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, 'I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest ***** in the Yukon!'
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, 'You found her!'
Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. 'How did you know I want to do it in that position?' asked the miner.
'I didn't,' replied the *****, 'but I thought you might like to open those beers before we get started.' :wav:
