Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis
That revealed the presence
Of female hormones
In beer.
Men should take a concerned look
At their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens)
And that by drinking enough beer,
Men turn into women.
To test the theory,
100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer
Within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that
100% of the test subjects,
Yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
