A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye one day.
They came to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of
traffic zooming by on the street,
leads the blind man right into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the
screech of tires and horns blowing
as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the
other side of the street, and the
blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to his dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal accident. can't control his
amazement and says to the blind
man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie?" He nearly got
you killed.
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies "To find out
where his head is, so I can kick his ***,".
They came to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of
traffic zooming by on the street,
leads the blind man right into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the
screech of tires and horns blowing
as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the
other side of the street, and the
blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to his dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal accident. can't control his
amazement and says to the blind
man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie?" He nearly got
you killed.
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies "To find out
where his head is, so I can kick his ***,".
