Breakfast at Tim Horton's

[Coyote Jack]

A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
Of course." The American blew a huge bubble.
We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada ."
The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, We don't.
In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in container, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada ."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why, of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, And what to you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
We throw them away, of course," said the American.
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile.
We don't. In Canada , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States ."
Ain't it great to be CANADIAN

 

['64 Cuda]

Now I know why I don't chew gum! :toothy7:

 

[memike]

hahaha a good one. :blob:
I am glad the Canadian got that smart a$$ good. :toothy7:

 

[memike]

In this joke Tony must be Canadian. :toothy7:
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Tony.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little Tony says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little Tony replied, 'The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.'

 

[Cerwin]

HAHAH both good jokes.. i have heard them both before but you forget them and they are just as good the next time.

ya, we canadians will out smart you.