LeAnne
over-whelmed/under-funded
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck
until , one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale'
sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it
is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept
it in such great condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller,
"whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the
chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline .
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him
and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in."
"When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first
person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked.
Right smack in the middle of the living room is a Huge stack
of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up
on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a
word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra . No one says a word.
So he re aches over and fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes
off, throws her on the table, and screws her
right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little
flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits
back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he
thinks . So he grabs! the mom, bends her over the dinner
table, and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Now his
girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it
starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he
pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and
shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the dishes!"
until , one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale'
sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it
is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept
it in such great condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller,
"whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the
chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline .
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him
and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in."
"When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first
person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked.
Right smack in the middle of the living room is a Huge stack
of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up
on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a
word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra . No one says a word.
So he re aches over and fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes
off, throws her on the table, and screws her
right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little
flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits
back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he
thinks . So he grabs! the mom, bends her over the dinner
table, and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Now his
girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it
starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he
pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and
shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the dishes!"
