Classifieds

[shovhd]

[FONT=&quot]These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day...[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER[/FONT] .
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. [FONT=&quot]
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. [/FONT]
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

[bayyum]

lol yes! i LOVE the last one, hilarious

 

[Slappy]

That was great!!

 

[CudaChick1968]

... hateful little bastard LMFAO


Saw one in the local Pennysaver type paper the other day that almost made me cry.

LET ME MOUNT YOUR DEER
731-456-8762​

 

[nemesis]

My favourite add to this day was one about a rebuilt old motorcycle...
The rebuild was written in detail etc
An the last line of the add was..

Runs like a raped ape...

 

[moparwedden]

:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

 

[87shadow]

funny

 

[capjr]

Those are very good LMAOF