Benji
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A lady attends a seminar on how to stay happily married. The speaker tells the women that they need to get involved in their husband's hobbies, for example if the collect stamps then she needs to develop an interest in stamps. So she goes home and tells her husband that she will be going deer hunting with him this coming fall. He attempts to talk her out of it but she prevails. He buys her a gun, teaches her how to shoot it and on the first day of deer season he puts her into the deer stand. He tells her he will walk out into the plowed field and walk about a mile then cut into the woods and walk back toward her which will drive the deer toward the stand. He tells her when the deer walks into the clearing simply shoot it. So he walks the mile in the plowed field, turns into the woods and when he gets about 100 feet from the stand he hears two gunshots and his wife yelling so he runs into the clearing just in time to hear a man shouting "okay lady it's your deer, but can I at least take my saddle off if it?"
Benji
Benji
