A cop was staking out a bar looking for people who were leaving drunk and driving away. He saw a man stumble out of the bar, take out his keys and attempted to open just about every car door in the parking lot before he found the car that the keys would fit. The man got in his car and apparently fell asleep with his head resting against the side window.
In the meantime the rest of the bars patrons left the bar and drove home. About 20 minutes later the man who stumbled out of the bar drunk started his car and drove off.
The cop pulled the guy over and ran a field sobriety test. The man tested perfectly and showed no signs of impairment at all! The cop said "how did you sober up so fast? Twenty minutes ago you were just drunk as a skunk and now you're fine!"? The man said "Yes sir officer, I was the designated decoy tonight!"
In the meantime the rest of the bars patrons left the bar and drove home. About 20 minutes later the man who stumbled out of the bar drunk started his car and drove off.
The cop pulled the guy over and ran a field sobriety test. The man tested perfectly and showed no signs of impairment at all! The cop said "how did you sober up so fast? Twenty minutes ago you were just drunk as a skunk and now you're fine!"? The man said "Yes sir officer, I was the designated decoy tonight!"
