tomt966
Well-Known Member
[FONT="]Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss
their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and
one was a homosexual.
The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you
indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never
again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway
for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar.
The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could
not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where
he had a shot of whiskey.
No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his
stool, stone cold dead.
His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar, realizing how
seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along,
they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.
The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend
over to pick that up, we're both dead."
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their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and
one was a homosexual.
The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you
indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never
again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway
for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar.
The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could
not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where
he had a shot of whiskey.
No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his
stool, stone cold dead.
His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar, realizing how
seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along,
they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.
The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend
over to pick that up, we're both dead."
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