sweatybetty
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A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her
1st grade class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to
gather the building materials for his home. She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to
build my house?"
The teacher paused ... then asked the class: "And what do you think
the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly,
"I think the man said "holy crap!, a talking pig'!!"
1st grade class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to
gather the building materials for his home. She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to
build my house?"
The teacher paused ... then asked the class: "And what do you think
the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly,
"I think the man said "holy crap!, a talking pig'!!"
