Funny little boy

[memike]

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to a bank over a busy lunch hour.
They got behind an extremely large woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.

As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide! The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, SHES BACKING UP! ! :salute:

 

[71 Dart]

Damn Memike that is sooooooo funny, I could just visualize this all going down. LOL

 

[dartcuda]

Now that is funny I don't who you are. so are you saying her but is so big each cheek has it's own zip code.

 

[memike]

Now that is funny I don't who you are. so are you saying her but is so big each cheek has it's own zip code.

It is so big she pays two different state taxes each year. :---)

 

[memike]

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

 

[Bigdummy]

good ones!!