[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif][FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her
> > life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could
> > throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
> >
> > "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we
> > are off to Italy tomorrow.
> > I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food
> > every day, and keep you happy."
> >
> > With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always
> > wanted to go to Italy , the woman accepted.
> >
> > That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but
> > comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he
> > would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love
> > to her until dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain
> > during a routine inspection.
> >
> > "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
> >
> > "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He
> > brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."
> >
> > "I see," the captain says.
> >
> > Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing
> > me."
> >
> > "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island
> > Ferry."[/FONT][/FONT]
> > life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could
> > throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
> >
> > "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we
> > are off to Italy tomorrow.
> > I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food
> > every day, and keep you happy."
> >
> > With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always
> > wanted to go to Italy , the woman accepted.
> >
> > That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but
> > comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he
> > would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love
> > to her until dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain
> > during a routine inspection.
> >
> > "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
> >
> > "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He
> > brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."
> >
> > "I see," the captain says.
> >
> > Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing
> > me."
> >
> > "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island
> > Ferry."[/FONT][/FONT]
