macadoo1961
Well-Known Member
THE WRONG LESSONS IN GOLF;
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another
foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies
are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball,
she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely.
Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another
five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says
apologetically, 'I guess all those ******* lessons I took over the
winter didn't help.
One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you have it,
you should have taken golf lessons instead!'
He never even had a chance to duck.
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another
foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies
are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball,
she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely.
Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another
five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says
apologetically, 'I guess all those ******* lessons I took over the
winter didn't help.
One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you have it,
you should have taken golf lessons instead!'
He never even had a chance to duck.
