Half a head of lettuce. BTW this was sent to me by a Canadian friend. lol

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A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of
lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell
only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the
manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some
asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his
sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he
added, "and this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later
the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on
their feet here."
"Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked. The boy said,
"Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."
"No ****??" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
 
Chico_Mopar said:
A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of
lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell
only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the
manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some
asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his
sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he
added, "and this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later
the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on
their feet here."
"Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked. The boy said,
"Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."
"No ****??" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
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no need to apologize my sister played for the jr leafs
 
Thanx guys, I am going to post up my Scamps build progress and pics as soon as photobucket stops thier maintenence :angry7:. Some of my best friends are caknuckle heads 8). My ex wife is from Windsor so they aren't all that bad. But then again she is the ex :toothy10:. Anywho I got more phunnies to post up too.
 
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