Half Head of Lettuce

[I8NEMO]

A man in the produce section asks a young employee to sell him a half head of lettuce, the young produce boy tells the customer he's gotta check with his manager. The produce boy then walks to a phone and calls the manager not realizing the customer is on his heels.
Produce worker to manager : "Some idiot wants to buy a half head of lettuce"
He then sees the customer listening to him and quickly adds:
" And this guy wants to buy the other half"
The manager OKs the sale and sometime later corners his produce boy
" Hey, you're pretty sharp, I heard how you got out of that uncomfortable situation with that customer, we need more quick thinkers like you, where you from?"
Produce Boy " Canada"
Manager " Wow, why'd you move all the way down here?"
Produce Boy " All there is in Canada is Hookers and Hockey Players"
Manager Frowning "
Hey! My wife's from Canada!"
Produce Boy " Yeah?, what team did she play on?"
Hee hee
Have a great weekend

 

[Mark Wainwright]

A man in the produce section asks a young employee to sell him a half head of lettuce, the young produce boy tells the customer he's gotta check with his manager. The produce boy then walks to a phone and calls the manager not realizing the customer is on his heels.
Produce worker to manager : "Some idiot wants to buy a half head of lettuce"
He then sees the customer listening to him and quickly adds:
" And this guy wants to buy the other half"
The manager OKs the sale and sometime later corners his produce boy
" Hey, you're pretty sharp, I heard how you got out of that uncomfortable situation with that customer, we need more quick thinkers like you, where you from?"
Produce Boy " Canada"
Manager " Wow, why'd you move all the way down here?"
Produce Boy " All there is in Canada is Hookers and Hockey Players"
Manager Frowning "
Hey! My wife's from Canada!"
Produce Boy " Yeah?, what team did she play on?"
Hee hee
Have a great weekend

We have our share of hookers and most of the good hockey players come from Canada. I never watch the game anyway, could care less.
P.S. That joke is so old when it first came out the Dead Sea was only sick