Dart_Doctor
Asa style
They tell you to hit a shark in the nose or eye or the gells . I dont know why if i seen him in the water by me He would not want to eat me . I would tast like crap cuz it would be running down my legs lmao
Hit a shark in the ?
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cascius
Well-Known Member
Don't they tell you to do the same with a bear? Hit it in the nose? I want to know who the dumba$$ was that figured all this out.
Frankie
Member #9641
hmmm.... The nose on both seems to be way too close to their mouths, for my comfort.
...and to get to a bears nose, you need to get past his claws, first!
...and to get to a bears nose, you need to get past his claws, first!
When we lived in Alaska my Grandpa told me if a bear comes after you the thing to do is blind him by reaching back in your pants and throwing sh*t in his eyes!
DFootCuda
Well-Known Member
That's why I always hike with slow runners and surf with slow swimmers . Don't have to be faster than a bear just faster than your buddies . haha
Snake
Mopar Nut
that workssssssssssssssss on humans as well.
I don't think a punch on the nose will do much I put 12ga 000buck down ones throat from 3ft away only to piss him off even more. I cut ones head off one time and 6 hours later he snapped at me when I walked by and his eyes were following me around the boat for all day sketchy bastards for sure.
Dart_Doctor
Asa style
Aaron what kinda shark ?
Heard a story a few weeks ago about a lady that always goes hiking with her husband and carries only a .22-cal. pistol for protection against bear attack.
Somebody told her the .22 wouldn't be any good to help getting away from a bear.
She replied by saying, "It's all I need. One shot to my husband's knee and I'll have plenty of time to get away from any bear!"
Somebody told her the .22 wouldn't be any good to help getting away from a bear.
She replied by saying, "It's all I need. One shot to my husband's knee and I'll have plenty of time to get away from any bear!"
TexasDart
Well-Known Member
My brother tells me this works for Possums too.....they lay right over.
blue dogs and mako mostly. if the whites come around we just move and don't bother messing with them.......respect
lol!!!!!!
JDMopar
Well-Known Member
Nope.....not the nose that stops a bear! :glasses7:
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65LoveAffair
Whovian
Okay, but what about when sharks are doing this? What do you do then?
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Yes, this is an actual movie. It was on SyFy tonight, which explains quite a bit...
[ame]http://youtu.be/iwsqFR5bh6Q[/ame]
Yes, this is an actual movie. It was on SyFy tonight, which explains quite a bit...
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