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Today after working another long *** day...I decided to give the valiant a long over due cob web blow off...while leaving my neighborhood I noticed 4 soup'd up imports with wings n ****, air dams , turbo blow valvestracket...this and that, i mean...I wasn't sure if they fkn fighter jets or just something out of a bad sci fy movie.....so pretty much in my don't give a fk mood I began taunting them by passing them at 6600 rpm and then down shifting the tires to smoke....till finally they got enough fuzz on their bean bags to step up and get ***** slapped by my primered bird **** covered Mopar. The first one thought he would attempt to pass me, WRONG...I shut him out and made his eyes go from slanted to round ...as he swearved away. The next joke on wheels decided he had more to offer so we got onto the freeway two lane on ramp and he ended up behind me , duh... Then after merging at 120 I decided to let off so they could catch me at cruising 80mph which is about 3800 rpm...I dumped it and passed all of them and watched as they tailed me still falling behind ,except one who I didn't see had got around in the slow lane while I was slowing for cars ahead....so I changed lanes with full throttle , scaring the **** out of everyone near me with 6500 rpm in 4th through a set of jegs turbos, just flying by that abomination with the speedo buried not giving two sheets about anything....after 13 miles of humiliating them at speeds and rpms those cars usually have an advantage at I pulled to the slow lane and looked out my pass side window at the ocean and just shook my head, next thing I know a BMW rolls up next to me and the guy driving looks over with a big smile on his face and gives me the thumbs up and mouths fk those ricers , then gives the devil horns out his sun roof...lol

This is why I run a mopar.
Turn rpms for days with factory parts.
 
So what you are telling us is that you had a little road rage tantrum, for no real reason other than you hating imports.

The result of your tantrum was putting multiple lives at risk.

I think you should call your Dad and ask him to beat some Man into you.
 
Great story Justin. Thanks for sharin. lol
 
1968FormulaS340 said:
So what you are telling us is that you had a little road rage tantrum, for no real reason other than you hating imports.

The result of your tantrum was putting multiple lives at risk.

I think you should call your Dad and ask him to beat some Man into you.
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Really?!?! He gives a story of the day and you go get all PC on him with insults.

Hey, if ya don't like street racing, STFU and turn in your man card along with your MoPar.

You wanna complain it's dangerous, go to the crying board.

You assumed a lot here.
 
rumblefish360 said:
Really?!?! He gives a story of the day and you go get all PC on him with insults.

Hey, if ya don't like street racing, STFU and turn in your man card along with your MoPar.

You wanna complain it's dangerous, go to the crying board.

You assumed a lot here.
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That wasn't street racing. That was someone being a little angry boy.
 
Oh and Jason, great story. I see that was a fun day getting out and laying down some smack down. I'm jealous since I'm working on the driver and the Cuda is in need of a major rewiring. I love getting out on my prize $600 beater whooping ***.

The best was handing out a pasting to a wanna be crap talker in a 455 Olds Cutlass. (Yawn)
The cherry on top was the Chevy trying to keep up that I need knew was there. He was just a driver though. No balls just a cruiser.

Be safe my freind. As some people don't get it, "A time and place for everything" enjoy the night.
 
Your too old, turn in your MoPar and go to bed!

Really, seriously, a little boy? I guess there's one in most all if us since most build some power into there cars. My fab old man that acts like a kid is Carroll Shelby. Street racing building HP cars well past most people's prime.
 
rumblefish360 said:
Your too old, turn in your MoPar and go to bed!

Really, seriously, a little boy? I guess there's one in most all if us since most build some power into there cars. My fab old man that acts like a kid is Carroll Shelby. Street racing building HP cars well past most people's prime.
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my old timer friend still takes his home built turbo 900 kawi out and carves it up, he is in his 70's
 
Nice job. I would have import paint down the side of my car in my younger years . I remember kicking my door open on my swinger against a Corvette and knocking a big hole in his door.

He threw me the finger after I passed him in the gutter. That was the wrong thing to do after having an argument with my woman. He ended finding me and keying my Demon. So I back over his Corvette with my 65 Chevy Truck. To the windshield. Those were the days. Today you would get at least 10 years if they didn't shoot you first.

I thought the fart cars shaved their door handles just so the door would still work if they would have a run in with a mopar.

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wow, i need to up my game .......i thought i was a speed demon but the most i have ever gone on the highway is 85 (speed limit is 75)and usually i never go more than 10 over the limit on city streets. and on side streets i always go the limit. LOL

i went around 115 before but on a drag race track but never on the regular streets .....

i always chicken out with my manual drums and front end that needs a rebuild and shaky steering wheel LOL.

but if you have the skills and right car i suppose it could be a good rush
 
Sounds like a good time!! My cuda is just embarassing with the 360 that runs like crap... it is louder than all getout and sounds pretty good with the cheap summit turbos (20$ ea on clearance) on it dumping right in front of the rear axle, but it doesn't hardly get out of its own way. My wife's 68 Mustang walks all over it! LOL
 
Rani, like I said above, a time a d a place for everything. I've done 155 in my E-body Cuda. This was done on a EMPTY Hwy. @ 3:00am.

Street racing at a local hangout around here is done with forethought! Not just aget up outta the Butger King and race the local Blvd. around here, it is a very organized clandestine event that you must be in the loop to attend.

Local Ya-Who's (sp?) need not apply and certainly do not get acknowledged.
Local Blvd. ya who's can take a walk. There crap. The end all is put up (the cash) or STFU.
We all have to much riding on stupid local street race with traffic and such.

You have drums? Stay slow. When you make NY, let me know. I'll have you out all night long and you'll need a neck massage and ice by morning. Your head will look like those at a tennis match and sore like you ran for your life all night from watching the races.
 
1968FormulaS340 said:
So what you are telling us is that you had a little road rage tantrum, for no real reason other than you hating imports.

The result of your tantrum was putting multiple lives at risk.

I think you should call your Dad and ask him to beat some Man into you.
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I just realized you are a joke, go be a crotchety old burn out somewhere away from the rest of us.
 
Oldmanmopar said:
Nice job. I would have import paint down the side of my car in my younger years . I remember kicking my door open on my swinger against a Corvette and knocking a big hole in his door.

He threw me the finger after I passed him in the gutter. That was the wrong thing to do after having an argument with my woman. He ended finding me and keying my Demon. So I back over his Corvette with my 65 Chevy Truck. To the windshield. Those were the days. Today you would get at least 10 years if they didn't shoot you first.

I thought the fart cars shaved their door handles just so the door would still work if they would have a run in with a mopar.
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The spirit of racing is in you, great accounts!
Other people just don't get it...and yep, an arguement with the woman can spark good driving stories everytime!
 
rumblefish360 said:
Oh and Jason, great story. I see that was a fun day getting out and laying down some smack down. I'm jealous since I'm working on the driver and the Cuda is in need of a major rewiring. I love getting out on my prize $600 beater whooping ***.

The best was handing out a pasting to a wanna be crap talker in a 455 Olds Cutlass. (Yawn)
The cherry on top was the Chevy trying to keep up that I need knew was there. He was just a driver though. No balls just a cruiser.

Be safe my freind. As some people don't get it, "A time and place for everything" enjoy the night.
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This was the right time and right place, and no one was hurt...

If I was cruising down the freeway and saw an old mopar flying down the freeway whoopin *** on imports ...I'd be smiling.
 
69B-Cuda said:
Sounds like a good time!! My cuda is just embarassing with the 360 that runs like crap... it is louder than all getout and sounds pretty good with the cheap summit turbos (20$ ea on clearance) on it dumping right in front of the rear axle, but it doesn't hardly get out of its own way. My wife's 68 Mustang walks all over it! LOL
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damn better remedy that ****,even stock 360s can run better than any 289 or 302 or even 351 w.
 
Great thread! Welcome back,Justin. We built this stuff for a reason:to use it!!!!!
 
nice justin ,those guys sure do get round eyes when you leave them.went out flogging the other night,met up with a group of people.3 ricers two 5.0 mustangs,one nutlass,455 ,and a mach 1 mustang with a cleveland that idled over 1000 rpm.we went out toward tracy ,met up with a chevelle and a 70 ss nova.of course the only mopar,the only primered car,the only dominator.we start bsing about cars .the nutlass tries to get me to race him.told him to race the mach or one of the chevys and if he wins i will run him.i race the chevelle and sandbag big time.just barley took him by a bumper.shifting at 5000.the nutlass beats the mach,and he thinks he isbig **** now.so i tell him to pop the hood and check out his jetboat engine lol.they ask me to pop the hood so i do and these guys are laughing and talking **** about my sideways carb.well i raced 4 cars back to back and left them all like the posers they are. shifted at 7000 first and second.they werent laughing when i left .....oh yeah the ricers left after the first race....they wont take darts lightly now!lol
 
Frankie said:
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don` sound like he had time for pics! been therE done all that, a little more careful now tho, gotta use a little common sense. there are so many cars on the hi-way now, around here, I DON`T EVER SEE HOW A GUY COULD STREET RACE ANY MORE! BOB
 
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