cudaspaz
Well-Known Member
A coyboy was riding his horse in the desert and comes upon an indian lying naked in the sand with a boner sticking up to the sun.
The coyboy asks "What the hell you doin indian?"
The indian replies "Tellin time"
"Tellin time" the coyboy says.
"yes, telling time", says the indian.
"Well what time is it?" says the coyboy.
The indian looks at his boner, then looks at the sun.......
"1:00" says the indian.
The coyboy looks at his watch and sure enough, It's 1:00 on the nose.
The coyboy grunts in confusion and continues on his way.
After some time, he approaches a creek and there he sees a naked indian lying on the bank with a boner sticking up towards the sun.
Coyboy asks "What the hell you doin indian?"
Indian replies "Tellin time."
"Tellin time" says the cowboy.
"Yep." says the indian.
"Well what time is it?" says the cowboy.
Indian looks at his boner, then looks at the sun, and says "3:00."
Cowboy looks at his watch, and sure enough 3:00 on the nose.
He says to himself "Crazy indians", and continues on his way.
After sometime ,the cowboy rides into a canyon and around a tight corner he sees an indian masturbating.
The coyboy says "Hey indian, you tellin time too?"
The indian says "No dummy, "Me winding my watch!"
The coyboy asks "What the hell you doin indian?"
The indian replies "Tellin time"
"Tellin time" the coyboy says.
"yes, telling time", says the indian.
"Well what time is it?" says the coyboy.
The indian looks at his boner, then looks at the sun.......
"1:00" says the indian.
The coyboy looks at his watch and sure enough, It's 1:00 on the nose.
The coyboy grunts in confusion and continues on his way.
After some time, he approaches a creek and there he sees a naked indian lying on the bank with a boner sticking up towards the sun.
Coyboy asks "What the hell you doin indian?"
Indian replies "Tellin time."
"Tellin time" says the cowboy.
"Yep." says the indian.
"Well what time is it?" says the cowboy.
Indian looks at his boner, then looks at the sun, and says "3:00."
Cowboy looks at his watch, and sure enough 3:00 on the nose.
He says to himself "Crazy indians", and continues on his way.
After sometime ,the cowboy rides into a canyon and around a tight corner he sees an indian masturbating.
The coyboy says "Hey indian, you tellin time too?"
The indian says "No dummy, "Me winding my watch!"
