macadoo1961
Well-Known Member
IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
> > > An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand
> > > dollars on a single roll of the dice, at the casino. She said, 'I
> > > hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely
> > > nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice
> > > and yelled,'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
> > > As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
> > > squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
> > > She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
> > > her clothes and quickly departed.
> > > The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
> > > Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
> > > The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
> > >
> > >
> > > MORAL OF THE STORY -
> > > Not all Irish are stupid, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
> > > men.
> > > An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand
> > > dollars on a single roll of the dice, at the casino. She said, 'I
> > > hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely
> > > nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice
> > > and yelled,'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
> > > As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
> > > squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
> > > She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
> > > her clothes and quickly departed.
> > > The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
> > > Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
> > > The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
> > >
> > >
> > > MORAL OF THE STORY -
> > > Not all Irish are stupid, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
> > > men.
