Jed and Daisy

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  1. six pack

    six pack Well-Known Member

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    A week after their wedding, redneck newlyweds, Jed and Daisy, paid a visit
    to their doctor.

    "I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," says Jed. "My
    privates are turning BLUE."

    "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."

    The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Jed's privates ARE blue.

    The doctor turns to Daisy and asks: "Daisy, are you using the diaphragm
    that I prescribed?

    "Yeah, I am," she replied.

    "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"

    "Grape," she answers
     
  2. THEWHITEZOMBIE

    THEWHITEZOMBIE Mopars an Heavy Metal

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    BBBAHAHAHAHA! :lol:
     
  3. EvilScamp

    EvilScamp Well-Known Member

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    She's gotta be a blonde! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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