Jimmy boy go's Fishing

[memike]

Jimmy boy phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off.

A week later he returns.

His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?"

He says, "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."

The wife responds in an angry tone, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box." :wav:

 

[memike]

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do not eat leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was eating Matzoh, a flat crunchy unleavened bread that has dozens of perforations.
A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.

The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this crap?" :tongue9:

 

[1966 dart wagon]

haha good one on the fishing one :thumbup:

 

[69signetv8]

Jimmy boy phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off.

A week later he returns.

His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?"

He says, "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."

The wife responds in an angry tone, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box." :wav:

But dear!!! I used Mike's tackle :butthead: (A sailor always has a good come back)

 

[memike]

:thumbup: