Last one to post in this thread wins!

[Frodee]

Preparation-H Fred..LOL

Yep that might help Mark because the seat wasn't bolted down the first time I drove it over the rail road tracks.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

The noise you heard Mark might have been the horn I was honking it lots and when I shut it off the last thing you herd was the horn.

Yeah I was only kidding about the rattle. I did hear the horn though...really neat and the kids will love it.

 

[Frodee]

View attachment 1715216884 Sometimes we get the days of the week mixed up.

That looks about right FOG.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

That looks about right FOG.

Like I've said before Fred...I know what day it is by checking my pill dispenser

 

[Frodee]

Yeah I was only kidding about the rattle. I did hear the horn though...really neat and the kids will love it.

That is the nice thing about not wearing my hearing aids I can't hear a rattle or if the rods are knocking.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

That is the nice thing about not wearing my hearing aids I can't hear a rattle or if the rods are knocking.

LOL I know what you mean about that. Mine went to the factory for just over a week to try and get the TV attachment working properly. I did sort of miss them but then I got my one and only defense back for a short time. (sorry dear I didn't hear you) lol

 

[fatoldguy]

LOL I know what you mean about that. Mine went to the factory for just over a week to try and get the TV attachment working properly. I did sort of miss them but then I got my one and only defense back for a short time. (sorry dear I didn't hear you) lol

My favorite one too Mark ...lol

 

[Frodee]

Yea tried that with my wife and she would write it down and I told her I couldn't read her writing and that is when I got a beating.
I still ended up taking the garbage out and mowing the lawn.

 

[Frodee]

Got a new memory foam mattress today, stuffed my boy in the box that it came in and gonna send it back as defective. Told my son he can get a free vacation this way. Do you think UPS will notice the weight difference?

 

[Frodee]

Looks like the conversation just ended. Sorry guys I meant no harm.

 

[fatoldguy]

Yea Fred they will just stamp it return to sender!

 

[Frodee]

Yea Fred they will just stamp it return to sender!

Yea they will and looks like I'm stuck with him.
I love my son and glad he is here, but sure enjoy giving him a bad time.
don't even ask how I got him to climb in that box.

 

[fatoldguy]

Yea they will and looks like I'm stuck with him.
I love my son and glad he is here, but sure enjoy giving him a bad time.
don't even ask how I got him to climb in that box.

Lol yea I would have liked to see that!

 

[chryslerfat]

View attachment 1715216988 Got a new memory foam mattress today, stuffed my boy in the box that it came in and gonna send it back as defective. Told my son he can get a free vacation this way. Do you think UPS will notice the weight difference?

That would be a cheap vacation but will be hard to tape yourself in another box to go with him.

 

[fatoldguy]

That would be a cheap vacation but will be hard to tape yourself in another box to go with him.

Require a heck of a lot of duct tape.

 

[Frodee]

Lol yea I would have liked to see that!

I told him there was a fifty dollar bill taped to the bottom of the box and when he climbed in I taped the bottom shut. lol. Money well spent.

 

[Frodee]

Kinda hard taping the inside of a box with no light, and even worse spending the night in a box in the post office and having to go pee.

 

[fatoldguy]

The guy at the post office would think they broke something cause this box is leaking>

 

[Frodee]

The guy at the post office would think they broke something cause this box is leaking>

So true FOG. Hold on that was funny and gonna take me a few to post something.

 

[fatoldguy]

So true FOG. Hold on that was funny and gonna take me a few to post something.

Can you imagine if you had to poop !!!

 

[Frodee]

So if you worked at the post office what would you do with a smelly soggy box?

 

[fatoldguy]

So if you worked at the post office what would you do with a smelly soggy box?

Give it to the afternoon shift

 

[Frodee]

Can you imagine if you had to poop !!!

Never thought about that but I am sure I would have a day or so taped inside a box.

 

[Frodee]

looks like I'm not leaving my own post office and will burn the box I sent myself in as soon as it dries out.

 

[fatoldguy]

Let me know how that memory foam works , if it helps your memory , that's what I'm getting!