Little Johnny was in math class when the teacher asked the problem:
"If their are five birds on a telephone wire, and someone shoots one, how many are left?"
Suzy raises her hand and replies, "Four".
Johnny raises his hand and says, "None, because when the other birds hear the gun shot, they all will get scared and fly away".
"No", the teacher replies, "the correct answer is 4 Johnny, but I like the way you think".
Johnny then asks the teacher, "If there are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream; and the first one takes quick little short licks of her ice cream cone, and the second one takes long full licks of her cone from the bottom of the ice cream to the top, and the third takes the whole cone and sticks it in her mouth and slowly pulls it out to eat her ice cream".
"Which one is married"?
The teacher nervously answers, "The third one who puts it all in and slowly pulls it out".
"No", says Johnny, "The one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way that you think"...
"If their are five birds on a telephone wire, and someone shoots one, how many are left?"
Suzy raises her hand and replies, "Four".
Johnny raises his hand and says, "None, because when the other birds hear the gun shot, they all will get scared and fly away".
"No", the teacher replies, "the correct answer is 4 Johnny, but I like the way you think".
Johnny then asks the teacher, "If there are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream; and the first one takes quick little short licks of her ice cream cone, and the second one takes long full licks of her cone from the bottom of the ice cream to the top, and the third takes the whole cone and sticks it in her mouth and slowly pulls it out to eat her ice cream".
"Which one is married"?
The teacher nervously answers, "The third one who puts it all in and slowly pulls it out".
"No", says Johnny, "The one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way that you think"...
