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Men's Thesaurus


> "IT'S A GUY THING"
> Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
> with it, and you have no chance at all of making it
> logical."
>
> "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
> Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
>
> "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
> Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
>
> "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
> Translated: "I have no idea how it works."
>
> "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
> Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
>
> "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
> Translated: "Are you still talking?"
>
> "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
> Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the
> address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle
> identification number of every car I've ever owned... but I
> forgot your birthday."
>
> "OH, DON'T FUSS -- I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
> Translated: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed
> to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
>
> "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
> Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
>
> "I CAN'T FIND IT."
> Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so
> I'm completely clueless."
>
> "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
> Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
>
> "I HEARD YOU."
> Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said
> and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so
> that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
>
> "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
> Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize
> it could be worse."
>
> "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
> Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm
> starving."
>
> "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
> Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
>
> "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
> Translated: "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
>
 
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated: "SHE" make's the messes; I cleans them up!!

CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "She put's them up in a box in the closet and then she said I have not seen Them!!

Rob all of them looked good to me!! But these two had to be changed for me.
Good one :headbang:
 
"SHE" make's the messes; I cleans them up!!

I guess that's what you get for being retired Mike :laughing: It's a small price to pay though, I'm looking forward to my turn at retirement. :thumbup:
 
Yes it is and I do enjoy staying busy
And now I can get it dun when she is at work.

I like bugging her by moveing the furniture :toothy7:
 
That's a damn good deal you got going there Mike :thumbup: There is no way I get to retire so much as a day before the wife, she'd kill me :axe: :laughing:
 
No Rob!!! She would keep you from killing your self :lol:


Infarct I am still leaning how to coop with it. :scratch:
 
I guess the winter months could drag. Once the weather gets nice there's all sorts of things to do to keep busy. I have my project cars that would keep me busy and broke :lol: This forum is good for killing some time, I actually took my computer out to the shop on the weekend and did some chattin. Cerwin cam over to laugh at me while my son and I cursed at the daughters Chebby, I've almost completely finished it and the damn engine seized :cussing:
 
Bumer on the chebby!! Plugged up oil pick up screen :scratch:

Yes you are right,
I walk alot and the weather we are having now! don't help.
But I believe it is about to change for the better. :headbang:
 
No idea on why the motor seized, it wasn't when I put it in, it sat for a year or so while I did all the body and painted but it was in a heated garage so it doesn't make any sense. The parts car I have for it sat in a field for 5 years, naturally the crank rotates easily :cussing: We squirted some tranny fluid into the cylinders, hopefully it will free up. I'm ready for a weather change too, it's been raining and grey for too long. I want to get out and start bucking up the windfall and enjoy some sunshine.
 
start bucking up the windfall
You lost me there.

Did you take the oil pan off to get some of the old stuff out of the bottom.
I have dun this and learned this on my own, This stuff will plug her up.
 
Windfall - all the trees blown down in the storms we've had, funny how expressions are different from one place to another. We have lots of trees to cut up and split for firewood, I enjoy doing that for some reason.

We were going to pull the pan but thought we would try freeing up the pistons this way first (less work) and see what happens, let it soak for a couple of days and try it again.
 
Hope it free's up for ya. :headbang:

I enjoyed cutting wood too.
A lot of nature and fresh air, Ok and a :drinkers:with frend's and neighbors.
I enjoy learning new way's to put my words too.
I will use them here, and freak some one out with my new way with words.
Thank's. :hello2:
 
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
> Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize
> it could be worse."


HAHAHA.. i actually have to agree with that..

And ill also agree about the wood choppin.. i own 3 chain saws.. one because its part of the canadian religion, and 2 becuase i love to wodd chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood!..

Rob, you still didnt fix that stupid chebby yet.. throw it out rob.. geez. stick a good motor in there like that 440 you got. lol

i figured i would wait till you brought it up, but thats just too funny.. haha.
 
I haven't given up hope yet, what a pain in the arse though :angry4: I'll try it again when I get home today. A 440 into a Chebby, now that would be interesting.
 
Rob said:
I haven't given up hope yet, what a pain in the arse though :angry4: I'll try it again when I get home today. A 440 into a Chebby, now that would be interesting.
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i dont personally like to cross breed but if you want a car that works.. haha.. :headbang:
 
Reminds me of the company in California, JTR Enterprises, JTR stands for Jags That Run, they convert Jags to Chevy running gear :thumbup:
 
And ill also agree about the wood choppin.. i own 3 chain saws.. one because its part of the canadian religion,

Same here Cerwin

Arkansas religion I have only two chain saw's.ready to throw some chips
:headbang:
 
I love YOu:
meaning Lets have sex now

That sounds like fun
Id rather shoot myself than do that
 
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