jeff alder
Well-Known Member
Billie, Bobby and Scooter were sitting on the curb in a small town with nothing to do. It was well known that they were constantly getting in trouble. Just then Scooter looked up and saw the local Preacher was almost upon them. He tried to warn the others and scramble away but the preacher was too quick for them to make an escape. The preacher gathered them together and asked "what are you 3 up to?" to which Scooter replied; "you know how it is preacher there is nothing to do in this small town." The preacher said "boys I have something you can do." So, he asked Billie what he wanted to be when he grew up? Billie responded " Preacher, do you see that Old Plymouth Roadrunner over there? It has a 426 Hemi engine and I want to be a doctor so I can afford a wonderful car like that." The preacher agreed it was a spectacular old car and praised Billie for his choice of professions.
Then the preacher asked Bobby "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Bobby quickly replied "preacher you see that old Dodge Charger over there? It has a 426 Hemi engine and I want to be a Lawyer so I can afford a wonderful car like that." The preacher agreed it was a wonderful car and praised Bobby for his choice of professions.
Then at last the preacher looked at little Scooter as he was by far the unruliest of the 3 boys and asked "Scooter what do you want to be when you grow up?" Scooter replied " Preacher I want to be the hairiest man on the planet!" The preacher looked at little Scooter and asked " Scooter why would you possibly want to be the hairiest man on the planet?"
Scooter looked the preacher straight in the eyes and replied "Because my sister has a tiny little patch of hair and she owns both those freakin' cars!!!!!!!
Then the preacher asked Bobby "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Bobby quickly replied "preacher you see that old Dodge Charger over there? It has a 426 Hemi engine and I want to be a Lawyer so I can afford a wonderful car like that." The preacher agreed it was a wonderful car and praised Bobby for his choice of professions.
Then at last the preacher looked at little Scooter as he was by far the unruliest of the 3 boys and asked "Scooter what do you want to be when you grow up?" Scooter replied " Preacher I want to be the hairiest man on the planet!" The preacher looked at little Scooter and asked " Scooter why would you possibly want to be the hairiest man on the planet?"
Scooter looked the preacher straight in the eyes and replied "Because my sister has a tiny little patch of hair and she owns both those freakin' cars!!!!!!!
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