New "Old Age" Drug

[bargeahead]

Pfizer Corp. announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.​

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.​

 

[bOb shingler]

that sounds about right!

 

[memike]

Mount & do!! rotflmao bargeahead

 

[DRENO]

Haha,that's a good one Roger,but I don't want perky boobs.8)

 

[stansblue72]

Oh man DRENO I laughed so hard mine jiggled!

 

[Dartnut]

Bahahaha!
That's a good joke to hear when you first "get up"

 

[OneOfMany]

Can't wait for the commercials. At least MJ won't be doing this one anyone

Grant